Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Topsy-turvy

Dr. Grumpy: "How was your trip to Wally World?"

Mrs. Invert: "It was great, the kids had a lot of fun."

Dr. Grumpy: "You guys go on the roller coasters?"

Mrs. Invert: "My kids did. I can't do those."

Dr. Grumpy: "My wife is the same way."

Mrs. Invert: "It's a medical issue. I can't go upside down. A doctor I once saw said it would make my brain fall out, and I'd die."

16 comments:

Denise Perry said...

This had me so confused, because I'm fairly certain my mother calls Walmart "Wally World."

Moose said...

I told the witch doctor
I worried for my brain
I told the witch doctor
A coaster was to blame
I told the witch doctor
I feared I would be slain

He told me

Ooh eeh, ooh aah aah
Ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Oooh eeh, ooh ahh ahh
Ting tang, walla walla bing bang


Anonymous said...

The trick is to time it so your brain falls out at the top of the loop, and then lands back in your cranial cavity when you hit the bottom. Unfortunately, this doesn't work on coasters with corkscrews, cobra rolls, immelmans, or heartline turns.

Anonymous said...

And that's why roller coasters always have flocks of zombies hanging around them.

Anonymous said...

That's why riders put their hands up in the air. So they can catch their brains.

Anonymous said...

Coaster fans call this effect "Finé del capo."

Anonymous said...

At most amusement parks, you can buy it back at the snack bar.

Anonymous said...

Plus, all those signs clearly say "keep your internal organs inside the ride at all times."

Bill, Jr. said...

A very similar thing happens when you ride the Mixer.

skidmark said...

"Not to worry, dearie. It will never happen to you."

stay safe.

bobbie said...

Right on, Moose!

lbparker said...

Oh, my! Well, her remark generated an epic set of comments, at least. Moose, you gave me a flashback to much earlier days, and now I can't get that song out of my head. Thanks! :-D

Anonymous said...

Too bad she missed the rest of the episode, when the doctor explained that this could be prevented by taking garcinia cambogia.

Moose said...

Ear Worms for the win! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

gloriap said...

Do you suppose the cause of that is being too open-minded?

Anonymous said...

Kudos to that doctor who told Mrs. Invert that and managed to keep a straight face.

 
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