Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Face palm

Dr. Grumpy: "How are the hands doing?"

Mr. Carpal: "Since wearing the brace my right hand is much better, but the left hand isn't. Is this the correct kind of brace?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Yeah, I'm surprised the left isn't any better. Did you get the same kind of brace for that side?"

Mr. Carpal: "I only got one for the right side."

Dr. Grumpy: "So... You haven't been wearing one on the left side at all?"

Mr. Carpal: "I figured wearing only 1 brace was supposed to help both hands."

Dr. Grumpy: "No... you need it on both wrists."

Mr. Carpal: "I tried, but both hands didn't fit in it together."

14 comments:

Andy Syms said...

O.M.F.G!

Dr G. you must have the patience of a saint not to strangle these ejits!

Candida Gomez said...

Oh... oh the logic fail... the PAIN.

My sympathies, Doctor.

Anonymous said...

OTOH...

Anonymous said...

I am continually amazed at some peoples' thought processes and lack of common sense.

HeroHog said...

Consider this: Those same people drive on public streets in 2 tons of death. They vote and help decide the direction of our country. They breed.

Are ya skeered yet?

Packer said...

New brace is called either handcuffs or strait-jacket.

Anonymous said...

"And then it's always so confusing when you put both hands in, you put both hands out, you put both hands in and you shake them all about."

The Condign Gentleman said...

"I thought it was one of those homeopathic braces that you just looked at and didn't have to actually wear."

yarnwhore said...

Why are they seeing a neurologist when they obviously don't have brains?

Just Me said...

oh dear...

Mage said...

OMG....lol

Anonymous said...

"My life has gotten a lot easier now that nobody wears wristwatches anymore."

C said...

if this was only having a placebo effect, would it work for both wrists?

Shash said...

I thank your patients for making me seem intelligent.

 
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