Friday, June 19, 2015
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
9 comments:
How long is gestation for 'those' humans, anyways, says Garfield to Odie?
And considering the pregnancy calculator says we are already 2 weeks pregnant on the day of conception....
Does that mean she looks worried about a late period?
How skinny do you have to be for the zygote to make a bump?
OMG!! She must be HUGE!
3-4 weeks?
Are they all anorexic fashion models?
Umm, actually I had a male colleague correctly pick that I was 4 weeks pregnant because he noticed my mammary enlargement.
So, she looked like she'd had dinner that night? Gasp.
Also of note, the robot verification asked me to select all the pictures containing steak. It must be at least two weeks pregnant.
CAn't be an anorexic fashion model... they don't get their period. I blame x-ray specs for this remark. Richie Rich had it right.
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