Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Medieval whatever



Lady Ophelia: "The headaches keep getting worse. I think I need that scan, Magnetic Renaissance Imaging."

Doctor Grumpy: "It's actually Magnetic Resonance Imaging, or MRI."

Lady Ophelia: "Whatever."


15 comments:

Aunt Murry said...

I do love a good Monty Python reference no matter how thinly veiled.

Teughcats said...

Run away! Run away! (sound of coconuts clapping together)...

Michelangelo Buonarroti said...

Do you have any idea how many of those little colored refrigerator magnets it took for me to make that picture on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?

Leonardo da Vinci said...

I've just been commissioned to make a mural of "The Last Supper" in Milan, and I have a great idea. Instead of using the standard fresco technique of painting on wet plaster, I'm going to do the whole thing on a Magna Doodle. What could possibly go wrong?

Raffaello Sanzio said...

I get a LOT of chicks, and it's all due to my natural animal magnetism.

ndenunz said...

I would fart in her general direction.

clairesmum said...

Is that the scan that shows unicorns?

Ms. Donna said...

The knights just say, "Ni."

Packer said...

Those would be the Knights of the Pedant Gathering.

Anonymous said...

Y'know, when I was a student, and didn't have the empathy thing down pat, I could feel giggles rising to the surface whenever I listened to the patients dolefully pronounce their list-o-meds as I 'practiced' taking medication histories. Was I bad pharmacy student? Maybe, it was a nervous response to the situation at hand. Or, maybe it was mental pictures of medieval knights in shining armour.

Anonymous said...

Nobody expects the Magnetic Renaissance Imaging!!!

Anonymous said...

If you use the machine that goes "Bing", can you charge Medicaid extra?

Stacey Gordon said...

What is the velocity of...........

zefrenchykitties said...

MRI: Magic Renaissance Imaging? With pure rare ingredients, skin from a fat man hung during winter solstice, black charcoal from a heretic burnt at the stake and the finger of a deceased baby found eaten by wild pig as a brush. Sorry, I haven't taken my meds yet :-)

Anonymous said...

It's a shame Magic Renaissance Imaging doesn't exist. I would totally be down to try it.

 
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