Mr. Macho: "Of course they're related. It's post-concussion syndrome! You see it on the news everyday. I didn't have headaches before my concussion."
Dr. Grumpy: "But your concussion was 15 years ago, and your migraines started in the last 6 months."
Mr. Macho: "Stop saying they're migraines! I don't have migraines! Migraines are for women!"
Dr. Grumpy: "That's not true, sir. Guys get migraines, too. I have migraines."
Mr. Macho: "Then you're a pussy!"
(walks out of my office)