I am left handed but do many tasks with my right...when people say I must be ambidextrous I say that for me that word means "uncoordinated with either hand." Ambisexual, am I?! wonder what my husband will think of that.....
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"I use my right hand when I'm fantasizing about girls, and my left when I'm fantasizing about guys."
It is called AMBISEXUAL.
And at the grocery store he'll take either paper or plastic because he's bi-sacksual.
How handy!
I am left handed but do many tasks with my right...when people say I must be ambidextrous I say that for me that word means "uncoordinated with either hand." Ambisexual, am I?! wonder what my husband will think of that.....
He's trying to tell you that he write porn.
Are you sure he wasn't telling you that he can write with either hand AND he's bisexual?
No, no, if you're ambidextrous, you can masturbate with either hand = bisexual.
Lucky guy! I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I think you mean "ambiSEXtrous".
Oh yeah.
*puts on sunglasses*
*walks away*
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