Friday, April 24, 2015

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Dr. Grumpy: "Let's check the list... Lipitor, Atenolol, daily Aspirin... Are you still taking Ambien to help you sleep?"

Mr. Nicklaus: "No, I stopped it a while ago."

Dr. Grumpy: "What do you do for your insomnia now?"

Mr. Nicklaus: "I turn on the golf channel. Works better."

7 comments:

jimbo26 said...

Lol , nice one .

bunkywise said...

I have taken many a Sunday afternoon nap to a golf match!

gloriap said...

If that stops working for your patient, DH falls asleep quickly while watching the World Poker Tour channel.

brent said...

Will insurance cover that with a script?

Anonymous said...

He should patent that!!

Peter B said...

Is that what they call telemedicine?

Emily C said...

My husband, on his off days, is fond of lying on the couch, turning on basketball or football, and "watching the game" with his eyes closed for an hour or two.

 
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