Thursday, April 2, 2015

Rockin' down the highway

Dr. Grumpy: "At your last visit you were having migraines with orgasm, and so I started you on medication. Has it helped?"

Mr. Class: "I think so, I mean, I had my girlfriend suck me off on the drive here, and everything was okay."

Dr. Grumpy: (completely at a loss for words) "Um..."

Mr. Class: "Also, can you write a note to get me out of a traffic ticket?"

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can't wait to hear Officer Cynical ' s take on this one.

As for you, Dr G, your powers never cease to amaze me!

Anonymous said...

TMI OMG---so sorry, God, I didn't mean to use your name in vain, but can You just believe it?

Loki said...

If only there were some way to siphon off that degree of stupid and then export it.

Anonymous said...

my gag reflex was just activated

Anonymous said...

At least he wasn't having seizures with orgasms.

Officer Cynical said...

"Sign here. Press hard, 3 copies."

The Condign Gentleman said...

"It's not what you think. She's the one who was driving."

Anonymous said...

"At least it's only a traffic ticket. You should have seen what happened the time we took the bus."

Anonymous said...

"Stupid seat belt laws."

gloriap said...

TMI. There is no way I can possibly un-read that. I was called for jury duty yesterday for a DUI case. I can't imagine what THIS one would be like.

Anonymous said...

I think we neutered the girlfriend's dog. I remember she showed me how she was going to miss fondling Fluffy's balls while watching TV.

was1 said...

cop: you were doing 69 in a 45 zone.
driver: honest, officer... I wasn't even touching her.

Gracie's Mom said...

Boy, you get all the winners at your practice! I hope you refused the Doctors note.

Anonymous said...

"On second thought, better make it two notes. There's still the drive back home after this appointment is over."

Anonymous said...

"What else am I supposed to do? There's nothing good on the radio these days now that all the stations have been taken over by Clear Channel."

Anonymous said...

"Well, my car's cupholders are designed for a Big Gulp."

Anonymous said...

"I was also eating my Taco Bell breakfast wrap while she was doing it. It's all about multitasking."

Anonymous said...

"In retrospect, I probably should have waited till I was parked before I posted the photos on my Facebook page."

Anonymous said...

Don't you just love Uber?

Anonymous said...

"What can I say- no woman can resist a guy on a Segway..."

Anonymous said...

"Otherwise, I'll have to go to traffic school, and it's just so boring. If only I could think of some way to make it less boring..."

Anonymous said...

"I'm just a Corinthian leather daddy..."

MDaisy said...

I wonder if he received the traffic ticket during his trip to the doctor. I'd be distracted if I was trying to drive during a romantic moment.

Anonymous said...

"I blew a stop sign."

Anonymous said...

I love that your readers have delightfully twisted, sick senses of humor!

Heidi said...

That wording..."had my gf suck me off" makes me feel very sorry for the girlfriend.

Arzt4Empfaenger said...

Those people really exist?! D:

rjs said...

They not only exist, but they're eligible to vote!

bobbie said...

And they breed!

Anonymous said...

The way he said that -- I need a shower. I hope you refused to give him a note.

jen said...

i don't think there's enough bleach in the world to purge that image from my brain.

Ginger said...

Well not like that they won't.

Hattie said...

I think people suck.

lyndat. said...

Jen, You are a HOOOOOOTTTT!!!! I can't get a breath for laughing so hard!!!!

Anonymous said...

and that is why i wont touch any of my patients without gloves!!

 
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