Miss Presson: “Hi, this is Lee Presson, I had an appointment with Dr. Grumpy about an hour ago.”
Mary: “Sure. What’s up?”
Miss Presson: “Did you guys find one of my fingernails?”
Mary: “Um… No… You lost a fingernail?”
Miss Presson: “Yeah. I put on a fake set this morning that I got at Cheapshit Chic. And one is missing. I think I last saw it in your lobby. They have, like, leopard spots on them.”
Mary: “Well, I haven’t seen one…”
Miss Presson: “Can you please look?”
Mary: “Okay… Hang on, let me put you on hold.”
Mary walks out to the lobby, and, I swear, finds the fingernail.
Mary: “All right, I have it. It’s stuck to the cover of this week’s People magazine.”
Miss Presson: “Great, I’ll be by in about 10 minutes. Will you hold it for me?”
Mary: “You’re coming back to get a fake fingernail?”
Miss Presson: “Yeah, I’m meeting a blind date for lunch. I don’t want him to think there’s something wrong with me that I only have 9 fingernails.”
Mary: “Okay... It’s here up front. In fact, you can take the magazine attached to it, too.”
Miss Presson: “Thanks. Hey, do you guys have any super glue?"