Mr. Class: "I think so, I mean, I had my girlfriend suck me off on the drive here, and everything was okay."
Dr. Grumpy: (completely at a loss for words) "Um..."
Mr. Class: "Also, can you write a note to get me out of a traffic ticket?"
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Rockin' down the highway
Mr. Class: "I think so, I mean, I had my girlfriend suck me off on the drive here, and everything was okay."
Dr. Grumpy: (completely at a loss for words) "Um..."
Mr. Class: "Also, can you write a note to get me out of a traffic ticket?"
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Can't wait to hear Officer Cynical ' s take on this one.
As for you, Dr G, your powers never cease to amaze me!
TMI OMG---so sorry, God, I didn't mean to use your name in vain, but can You just believe it?
If only there were some way to siphon off that degree of stupid and then export it.
my gag reflex was just activated
At least he wasn't having seizures with orgasms.
"Sign here. Press hard, 3 copies."
"It's not what you think. She's the one who was driving."
"At least it's only a traffic ticket. You should have seen what happened the time we took the bus."
"Stupid seat belt laws."
TMI. There is no way I can possibly un-read that. I was called for jury duty yesterday for a DUI case. I can't imagine what THIS one would be like.
I think we neutered the girlfriend's dog. I remember she showed me how she was going to miss fondling Fluffy's balls while watching TV.
cop: you were doing 69 in a 45 zone.
driver: honest, officer... I wasn't even touching her.
Boy, you get all the winners at your practice! I hope you refused the Doctors note.
"On second thought, better make it two notes. There's still the drive back home after this appointment is over."
"What else am I supposed to do? There's nothing good on the radio these days now that all the stations have been taken over by Clear Channel."
"Well, my car's cupholders are designed for a Big Gulp."
"I was also eating my Taco Bell breakfast wrap while she was doing it. It's all about multitasking."
"In retrospect, I probably should have waited till I was parked before I posted the photos on my Facebook page."
Don't you just love Uber?
"What can I say- no woman can resist a guy on a Segway..."
"Otherwise, I'll have to go to traffic school, and it's just so boring. If only I could think of some way to make it less boring..."
"I'm just a Corinthian leather daddy..."
I wonder if he received the traffic ticket during his trip to the doctor. I'd be distracted if I was trying to drive during a romantic moment.
"I blew a stop sign."
I love that your readers have delightfully twisted, sick senses of humor!
That wording..."had my gf suck me off" makes me feel very sorry for the girlfriend.
Those people really exist?! D:
They not only exist, but they're eligible to vote!
And they breed!
The way he said that -- I need a shower. I hope you refused to give him a note.
i don't think there's enough bleach in the world to purge that image from my brain.
Well not like that they won't.
I think people suck.
Jen, You are a HOOOOOOTTTT!!!! I can't get a breath for laughing so hard!!!!
and that is why i wont touch any of my patients without gloves!!
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