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Thank you, Diver Dan!
Friday, April 3, 2015
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Thank you, Diver Dan!
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At a recent Continuing Medical Education course, the following slide was presented:
Thank you, Diver Dan!
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Thank you, Diver Dan!
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
13 comments:
I'd just been talking about the 2001 statistics on bone marrow transplants a few days ago....
"They seem to disappear. We don't know where they're going. We did have a monitor on one, and before she disappeared and heard her say, 'My God, it's full of stars!'"
Ok, so again Chicago math. Probably will be the only comment today, given the fact that so many shot their bolt on yesterdays comment.
Written for English majors who can't do math :-)
These are known as Schroedinger survivors. They're only half-alive.
2 + 2 = 5, for sufficiently large values of 2 and sufficiently small values of 5.
-Old mathematical joke
The obvious conclusion: if you have whatever this condition is, do NOT seek medical treatment. Your chances of survival drop significantly once you become a patient.
Maybe the survivors lose a lot of weight.
That doctor definitely needs a better advertising slogan.
What better time than Easter weekend to contemplate the miracle of resurrection...
And this is why you can't rely on spellcheck for everything.
Even if you're cured, that blind exit from the hospital parking lot onto a major street is a bitch...
The rest are just pining for the fjords.
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