Mrs. Call: "My husband is having a seizure. He sees Dr. Nerve for epilepsy."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, do you have a medication to give him for seizures?"
Mrs. Call: "It's in the bathroom. Can't I just hold the phone next to him and you tell him to stop?"
Thursday, April 16, 2015
1:58 a.m.
Mrs. Call: "My husband is having a seizure. He sees Dr. Nerve for epilepsy."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, do you have a medication to give him for seizures?"
Mrs. Call: "It's in the bathroom. Can't I just hold the phone next to him and you tell him to stop?"
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Dr. Grumpy: "Okay Mrs. Call, change of plans. Hang up the phone and find a heavy item. Hit yourself in the head repeatedly with said item. Once you've knocked some sense into yourself, you may stop hitting yourself and proceed to the bathroom to get your husband's seizure medication."
Would I need a medical license to open a business where I just ordered people's diseases to stop over the phone?
In the misty moonlight , by the flickering firelight, everything will be all right as long as you are there.
She is the one I want next to me in a crisis. Cool under pressure.
Umm... yeah, the "Brain Whisperer"
Tell me you made this up for the sole purpose of entertaining me. (
Dana RN)
I'm with Dana. PLEASE tell us this isn't a true story.
Is that how Dr. Nerve does it?
If it's rectal Valium, I understand the reluctance. But they're married, so hopefully she's seen him naked before.
"Yes. Why don't you place the phone next to his ear and I'll tell him to stop seizing while you run to the bathroom and grab his medication, ok?"
Damn you Packer! I'll have that tune in my head all weekend!!
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