Mr. Husband: "Can you make a house call for my wife? Her asthma is really bad, and she's having a tough time breathing. She won't go to ER, either."
Dr. Brent: "Just bring her to my office. I'll squeeze her in this afternoon."
Mr. Husband: Well, she's been coughing a lot. And, you know, she has that problem that when she coughs, she leaks urine. I can't have that in my truck."
Dr. Brent: "So bring her in her car."
Mr. Husband: "THE NEW BMW?!!! ARE YOU CRAZY???"