Friday, September 27, 2013
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
15 comments:
Who's the better looking, though?
Reminds me of the Ray Stevens song, "I'm my own Grandpa". lol
Chicago Math, never got it, but apparently others do.
I hope this is a symptom...
Seeing Time Lords now I see. Can you do an MRI on a Time Lord by the way?
(PS: Glad to see you back to blogging)
Yep, you've got neuro pts.
And could he/she tell you who the President was?
Not that he/she's oriented x 2-3, that's just not descriptive enough, BTW.
Those darned neuropsychologists keep changing the acronyms...don't call mild TBI that anymore, 'cause it's mild neurocognitive disorder (MND).
I so wanted to tell this guy he was out of his MND!
No, not in actual time elapsed as marked on any atomic clock , but ... on this day in my life, relative to the actual date and time I am now compared to the day my father was on this day and time in his life I feel at this minute that I am the same age as my mother ... and, that my father would be younger. I mean, I feel older and that my mother would be older than my father. No, wait, I mean that even though my twin brother is the same age, like my father, he would be younger than me. Hold on a second, what I'm trying to tell you. Hmm, I've forgotten what I'm trying to tell you. It wasn't all that important anyway. When I think of it again, I'll call you, but rest assured it won't be the middle of the night, or anything like that. Actually, doc, I've got to work on my 2012 taxes which are absolutely due with the requested extension in two weeks. Let's just forget about this conversation. Erase the last five minutes; go on with where we were before this unfortunate lapse in judgment and sanity occurred, please. Like this never happened.
Oh, come on, when you were 15 you also would have fucked a wormhole.
Page the neuro-hospitalist wearing maroon scrubs.
Maybe the parents died when the mom was the same age as the patient is currently and the dad was younger?
Maybe English is not the patient's native language?
Welcome back, O Grumpy One!
Bawahaha
Maybe said "dad" was younger than the patient is now when their father died? That's the only explanation I can come up with lol
I have a coirker whose stepmother is also his sister-in-law, so she's really a sister-wife, only without all the polygamy.
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