Friday, September 27, 2013

Patient quote of the day

"My mom and I are the same age, but my Dad is younger than me."

15 comments:

bluetoothbuddha said...

Who's the better looking, though?

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the Ray Stevens song, "I'm my own Grandpa". lol

Packer said...

Chicago Math, never got it, but apparently others do.

Anonymous said...

I hope this is a symptom...

Amy said...

Seeing Time Lords now I see. Can you do an MRI on a Time Lord by the way?

(PS: Glad to see you back to blogging)

Ms. Donna said...

Yep, you've got neuro pts.

RehabRN said...

And could he/she tell you who the President was?

Not that he/she's oriented x 2-3, that's just not descriptive enough, BTW.

Those darned neuropsychologists keep changing the acronyms...don't call mild TBI that anymore, 'cause it's mild neurocognitive disorder (MND).

I so wanted to tell this guy he was out of his MND!

Anonymous said...

No, not in actual time elapsed as marked on any atomic clock , but ... on this day in my life, relative to the actual date and time I am now compared to the day my father was on this day and time in his life I feel at this minute that I am the same age as my mother ... and, that my father would be younger. I mean, I feel older and that my mother would be older than my father. No, wait, I mean that even though my twin brother is the same age, like my father, he would be younger than me. Hold on a second, what I'm trying to tell you. Hmm, I've forgotten what I'm trying to tell you. It wasn't all that important anyway. When I think of it again, I'll call you, but rest assured it won't be the middle of the night, or anything like that. Actually, doc, I've got to work on my 2012 taxes which are absolutely due with the requested extension in two weeks. Let's just forget about this conversation. Erase the last five minutes; go on with where we were before this unfortunate lapse in judgment and sanity occurred, please. Like this never happened.

Anonymous said...

Oh, come on, when you were 15 you also would have fucked a wormhole.

Anonymous said...

Page the neuro-hospitalist wearing maroon scrubs.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the parents died when the mom was the same age as the patient is currently and the dad was younger?

Bobbi said...

Maybe English is not the patient's native language?

Welcome back, O Grumpy One!

Little Miss Medic said...

Bawahaha

WordyGirl said...

Maybe said "dad" was younger than the patient is now when their father died? That's the only explanation I can come up with lol

awesomesauciness said...

I have a coirker whose stepmother is also his sister-in-law, so she's really a sister-wife, only without all the polygamy.

 
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