Doctor Grumpy in the House: Hospital rounds, Thursday night, 7:10 p.m.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Hospital rounds, Thursday night, 7:10 p.m.

Dr. Grumpy: "What were you doing just before you blacked out?"

Mrs. Climax: "Having a MAJOR orgasm."

22 comments:

Fresh Off My Hook said...: I'd like what she's having please.; March 22, 2013 at 4:12 AM
Officer Cynical said...: Are there minor ones?; March 22, 2013 at 7:10 AM
Anonymous said...: In answer to Officer Cynical :
"Yes, all me GFs under 16 ;-)"; March 22, 2013 at 8:36 AM
Nurse Lilly said...: "I rank them, like the military. A Major Orgasm is better than a Captain Orgasm, but not as good as a General Orgasm."; March 22, 2013 at 8:41 AM
Sheila said...: Dang,, Im sat here trying to decide if thats good or not..lol; March 22, 2013 at 9:35 AM
Packer said...: Do go on Grumpy, I think I speak for the others and would like to hear a little bit more..........; March 22, 2013 at 10:43 AM
bobbie said...: Whadda way to go...; March 22, 2013 at 12:06 PM
GunDiva said...: Lucky lady!; March 22, 2013 at 12:31 PM
Anonymous said...: LOL Packer!; March 22, 2013 at 12:41 PM
ndenunz said...: Was it witnessed or not?; March 22, 2013 at 12:42 PM
Grumpy, M.D. said...: Packer- maybe you should check youtube for the video.; March 22, 2013 at 12:43 PM
was1 said...: Patient: Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.

Interested Pharmacist: What do you take for that?

Patient: Pepper.; March 22, 2013 at 3:45 PM
Loren Pechtel said...: Is she such a military groupie that she categorizes sexual encounters by her partner's rank?; March 22, 2013 at 5:21 PM
Anonymous said...: I should get slapped for this, but if we are going to rank them like the military, where would Colonel "angus" orgasm rank?; March 22, 2013 at 8:04 PM
Nurse Lilly said...: SLAP!; March 22, 2013 at 8:06 PM
DixieLaurel said...: I bet it was totally worth it!; March 22, 2013 at 9:46 PM
Anonymous said...: It's been called le petite morte.; March 23, 2013 at 12:32 AM
Anonymous said...: I... Wow... That's something; March 23, 2013 at 3:46 AM
Anonymous said...: Is that medically relevant? Can orgasm cause blacking out?; March 23, 2013 at 11:54 AM
Anonymous said...: It sounds addictive.
Advise her to wear a helmet during future sexual encounters, just in case she knocks her head when passing out.; March 23, 2013 at 2:24 PM
Charles said...: Tell her to stick with the minor ones; that way she'll just get a little dizzy instead.; March 23, 2013 at 4:21 PM
Anonymous said...: That's getting head.; March 26, 2013 at 7:14 PM

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