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22 comments:
I'd like what she's having please.
Are there minor ones?
In answer to Officer Cynical :
"Yes, all me GFs under 16 ;-)"
"I rank them, like the military. A Major Orgasm is better than a Captain Orgasm, but not as good as a General Orgasm."
Dang,, Im sat here trying to decide if thats good or not..lol
Do go on Grumpy, I think I speak for the others and would like to hear a little bit more..........
Whadda way to go...
Lucky lady!
LOL Packer!
Was it witnessed or not?
Packer- maybe you should check youtube for the video.
Patient: Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.
Interested Pharmacist: What do you take for that?
Patient: Pepper.
Is she such a military groupie that she categorizes sexual encounters by her partner's rank?
I should get slapped for this, but if we are going to rank them like the military, where would Colonel "angus" orgasm rank?
SLAP!
I bet it was totally worth it!
It's been called le petite morte.
I... Wow... That's something
Is that medically relevant? Can orgasm cause blacking out?
It sounds addictive.
Advise her to wear a helmet during future sexual encounters, just in case she knocks her head when passing out.
Tell her to stick with the minor ones; that way she'll just get a little dizzy instead.
That's getting head.
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