Tuesday, March 5, 2013

The heat is on

You've just driven your Pontiac through the side of somebody's trailer home.

Now, the cops are after you.

To make matters worse, you aren't wearing shoes or (for unclear reasons) pants.

You also have a suspended driver's license.

And (of course) you're drunk.

There's only one thing to do: Steal the nearest vehicle from its owner and try to escape.


brent said...

A few years ago a respected orthopedic physician in town took one of his assistants to a strip club and distributed the wealth to some of the ladies working there. Knowing they had a few too many, they caught a cab. For some reason (that seemed like a good idea at the time) Dr. Bones pulled the driver out of the cab at a stop light and drove off in the now stolen cab.

Officer Cynical said...

So the responding cops are the first ever to pursue a fleeing car on foot...and catch it! I am totally jealous.

Steeny Lou said...

I like how they threw in "a full sized one" at the end of the article after mentioning she was taken away in a cop car. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Two beers. That's all I had, Officer Cynical.

Anonymous said...

This instance actually happened in my town. Embarrassing, to say the least.

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