Now, the cops are after you.
To make matters worse, you aren't wearing shoes or (for unclear reasons) pants.
You also have a suspended driver's license.
And (of course) you're drunk.
There's only one thing to do: Steal the nearest vehicle from its owner and try to escape.
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A few years ago a respected orthopedic physician in town took one of his assistants to a strip club and distributed the wealth to some of the ladies working there. Knowing they had a few too many, they caught a cab. For some reason (that seemed like a good idea at the time) Dr. Bones pulled the driver out of the cab at a stop light and drove off in the now stolen cab.
So the responding cops are the first ever to pursue a fleeing car on foot...and catch it! I am totally jealous.
I like how they threw in "a full sized one" at the end of the article after mentioning she was taken away in a cop car. LOL!
Two beers. That's all I had, Officer Cynical.
This instance actually happened in my town. Embarrassing, to say the least.
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