Dr. Grumpy: "That's okay. What bring you in to see me?"
Mrs. Map: "Well I..."
Siri: "Please turn right on 24th street, then continue west."
Dr. Grumpy: "Was that your phone?"
Mrs. Map: "Um, yeah, I guess she's still trying to get me to your office."
Siri: "Please turn right on 24th street, then continue west."
Dr. Grumpy: "Siri! She found it!"
Mrs. Map: "I don't know how to turn it off."
Siri: "Please turn right on 24th street, then continue west."
I reached over and turned off the phone.
Mrs. Map: "Wow! That bitch drives me nuts!"
6 comments:
I hope that was the only aggravation that day for poor Ms. Map. Makes one wonder if she had to take a nap as soon as she got home, or if the good doctor made sure his patient knew the little secret turning off a Siri.
If you didn't turn the phone off, Siri would probably say "after the appointment, you and Mrs Map will go to France."
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
So where's that switch on those irritating kids when they don't shutup then Mr... er, Dr. Smarty Pants?
Geez! And you call yourself a neuterologist!
Did you show her how to turn it on again?
OMG, that's really funny. It WOULD drive you around the bend.
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