Dr. ERP: "Sir, we've discussed this before. I'm not refilling your Percocet."
Mr. Narc: "DAMNIT! I am a close personal friend of Senator Daniel Webster! And I demand you give me more Percocet NOW! Or he will hear about this!"
Dr. ERP: "Okay, tell you what. You get Senator Webster on the phone, and I'll give you some Percocet. I voted for him, and have heard him speak many times, so I know his voice."
Mr. Narc: "I'm leaving this dump."