Doctor Grumpy in the House: Great survey moments

Friday, January 25, 2013

Great survey moments

I really wish there was a box where I could type "I don't remember."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...: That would be the box for 'no, I don't remember watching any TV except for the set in the waiting room I glimpsed on the way to clean Ed's tank, which is on the Health Network, and the big flatscreen in McDonald's that their corporate policy has set exclusively to Fox News Only, and the 25 sets in the Costco Electronics Dept. set on their annoying store advertisement 24/7, or the set in breakroom tuned to CNN, Weather Channel, and last week, the teen-age receptionist from downstairs had on ... during a restroom break ... .'; January 25, 2013 at 9:38 AM
Christie Critters said...: And then there are the montitors in the grocery stores that ask you to consider buying their products...; January 25, 2013 at 10:06 AM
Packer said...: "I foget"

Cold, really cold and I am not talking about the weather in the Northeast. It is you Dr. G who rival the harridan's breast. Amusing in a black, black , dark and cold way. Hate to admit to laughing as that would put me in that same category and I always fear schadenfreude. And thus ladies and gentlmen you have the nutshell version of Catholic Guilt Complex. We would like pleasurable moments but fear the punishment.; January 25, 2013 at 10:12 AM
ndenunz said...: That's funny, I don't care who your are.; January 25, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Anonymous said...: "Call up your doctor right now, before you forget, and ask if [our drug] is right for you."; January 25, 2013 at 7:13 PM
Anonymous said...: "How many of the Golden Girls can you name?"; January 25, 2013 at 7:14 PM
Nancy said...: If you took your Ginko Biloba, would you need those meds?; January 25, 2013 at 10:25 PM
Jono said...: Nancy, I thought that was Rocky Balboa.; January 26, 2013 at 9:35 AM
Rickey M. Franklin said...: For my case, I will tell no because I have never seen the ads in TV.; January 26, 2013 at 12:03 PM
Andy Syms said...: Alzheimers medication ads TV?!? FTW!!!; January 28, 2013 at 5:07 AM

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