Thank you for offering me a free subscription to the prestigious "Pharmaceutical and Medical Packaging News."
Really. I am not making this up.
Your kind offer is especially timely, as my subscriptions to "American Lunch Trays" and the Pulitzer Prize winning "Condom Wrappers Quarterly" have recently run out.
You'll be hearing from me soon, and I can't wait for my first issue.
Ibee Grumpy, M.D.
p.s. You misspelled "development."