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Monday, December 31, 2012
Doktur must rite good
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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14 comments:
No spell checker ?
I've been known to correct and job advertisement and send it back attached to my application.
No experience neceesary, uh, required, hmm. needed. Yeah no experience not needed.
@Julie: Does that help you get the job or does it just piss them off?
I guess we know why they want someone to edit the manuscript before publicaiton, huh?
I can't believe this is a product of the American school system. It's application of the use of the English language is awkward, gratuitous, and simply sounds unprofessional. (Any 'unprofessional physicians' out there that can help write this testimonial for the 'Miracle Grow Your Own Brain Supplement' discovered in the very same kitchen as Face of Jesus toast?)
(Sorry. "Its application" ... English language ... . )
can we blame this on Dragon Dictation? or is it just plain stoopid?
I would find this funnier if my medical records weren't replete with misspellings, non sequiters, and other nonsense that, taken as a whole, probably contributed quite a bit to the delay in diagnosis of a life threatening condition.
"potencial" - that's the British spelling, right?
"...ametchur physicians need not apply."
"Bonus points if you can supply your own Big Chief tablets, because I'm almost out. Even more bonus points if you can help me reattach the top of my skull."
I think the potential is slim to none. And as to Dragon, I love Dr Grumpy's Dragonisms. But actual medical records... yikes. They ARE awful. Happy New Year Dr G!!
Sounds like ESL English
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