Monday, February 20, 2012

Nice haircut, though

Look: Even if you're in a wheelchair, that doesn't give you a license to be a crook.

And if you're going to rob a convenience store, at least have a decent getaway plan.

Thank you, Don!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's funny how the report mentions that the clerk stabbed him in the leg. Did she think he was faking it? Couldn't she stab him somewhere else?

Anonymous said...

Gotta love his reasoning.

Anonymous said...

If ever there was a less apposite name "champion"

SuFu PhD said...

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!

Li'l Azathoth said...

As punishment, the judge sentenced him to drink all 12 bottles of Bud Light Lime. His sentence was reduced on appeal to life in prison.

Moose said...

I keep seeing more kids wearing mohawks or similar hair cuts lately, often with color dyes.

It makes me so nostalgic for the '80s. [After all, the economy is about the same, right?]

Zayrina said...

I worked for several years as a nurse in the prison system. I can attest from personal experience that they do indeed arrest the handicapped. I took care of a functional quad who was arrested for DUI. He came to a state prison because the county could not afford his care.

Anonymous said...

My husband's a cop. One of my favorite stories is of a slow-speed chase of a drunk down the highway at 25 mph. They finally get the guy to pull over, 30 minutes or so in, every car in the county is surrounding this guy. Hub's partner pulls the guy out of the car, he's naked from the waist down. Partner's yelling at the guy..
"Get up! Stand up! What the F is wrong with you??"
"I can't stand up, I'm a paraplegic!"
Yeah...

 
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