Wednesday, February 1, 2012


Dr. Grumpy: "Are you married?"

Mr. Necro: "Divorced, but I'm reconciling with my late wife."

Dr. Grumpy: "Um... do you mean your ex-wife?"

Mr. Necro: "Whatever."


Anonymous said...

Don't do it Mr. Necro! And yes, late spouse/ex spouse - same diff.

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

"It's perfect. She doesn't nag me anymore, I can watch whatever I want on TV without her complaining, I no longer have to visit her idiot sister, and the sex is as good as ever."

McDuckVet said...

If I were the late, er, ex-wife, I'd make sure hubby hasn't taken out any new life insurance policies out on me.

Francine said...

LOL Sashimi!

Loren Pechtel said...

He's expecting to die.

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