tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post961166241564857999..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Nice haircut, thoughGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25065391062161874722012-02-22T09:01:14.343-05:002012-02-22T09:01:14.343-05:00My husband's a cop. One of my favorite storie...My husband's a cop. One of my favorite stories is of a slow-speed chase of a drunk down the highway at 25 mph. They finally get the guy to pull over, 30 minutes or so in, every car in the county is surrounding this guy. Hub's partner pulls the guy out of the car, he's naked from the waist down. Partner's yelling at the guy..<br />"Get up! Stand up! What the F is wrong with you??"<br />"I can't stand up, I'm a paraplegic!"<br />Yeah...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-87907878852616930322012-02-21T15:09:09.755-05:002012-02-21T15:09:09.755-05:00I worked for several years as a nurse in the priso...I worked for several years as a nurse in the prison system. I can attest from personal experience that they do indeed arrest the handicapped. I took care of a functional quad who was arrested for DUI. He came to a state prison because the county could not afford his care.Zayrinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02243792305727947565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-24862587384808450652012-02-20T18:55:33.872-05:002012-02-20T18:55:33.872-05:00I keep seeing more kids wearing mohawks or similar...I keep seeing more kids wearing mohawks or similar hair cuts lately, often with color dyes.<br /><br />It makes me so nostalgic for the '80s. [After all, the economy is about the same, right?]Moosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88931795305674364432012-02-20T18:31:49.202-05:002012-02-20T18:31:49.202-05:00As punishment, the judge sentenced him to drink al...As punishment, the judge sentenced him to drink all 12 bottles of Bud Light Lime. His sentence was reduced on appeal to life in prison.Li'l Azathothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-48287802955355891092012-02-20T17:04:13.208-05:002012-02-20T17:04:13.208-05:00CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!SuFu PhDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11450260720996523883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70322139002234987352012-02-20T17:03:36.958-05:002012-02-20T17:03:36.958-05:00If ever there was a less apposite name "champ...If ever there was a less apposite name "champion"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-44115739735575252372012-02-20T15:45:16.380-05:002012-02-20T15:45:16.380-05:00Gotta love his reasoning.Gotta love his reasoning.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-81103144190864796672012-02-20T15:19:28.589-05:002012-02-20T15:19:28.589-05:00It's funny how the report mentions that the cl...It's funny how the report mentions that the clerk stabbed him in the leg. Did she think he was faking it? Couldn't she stab him somewhere else?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com