Dr. Grumpy: "Hang on..." (picks up phone, calls Megatron Imaging) "Hi, it's Dr. Grumpy. Do you guys have an MRI on William Doofus? No? Are you sure, from 2007? Okay, thank you." (hangs up) "Sir, they don't have an MRI on you at all."
Mr. Doofus: "I changed my name in 2009. I had it legally changed to William Doofus."
Dr. Grumpy: "What was it before?"
Mr. Doofus: "Howard Moron."
Dr. Grumpy: (dialing Megatron MRI again) "Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?"
Mr. Doofus: "Because I don't like being called Howard."