Mr. Amana: "I'm doing fine."
Mrs. Amana: "You're NOT doing fine! Last night you couldn't even remember how to work the microwave!"
Mr. Amana: "So what? It's the most complex damn thing in the house."
Mrs. Amana: "That's beside the point. I have no trouble working it."
Mr. Amana: "Could have fooled me. I have to eat your cooking."