Oh... my! I'm so glad I haven't had lunch yet! And this was made even more interesting since I managed to pick up a copy of the DVD of the movie "Clue" with the alternative endings. It was Miss Scarlett in the bedroom with...
An interesting variation on vagina dentata. I wonder what the poison was? It must have taken some thought to find something that wouldn't have left the biter bitten.
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16 comments:
ROFLMAOSTC!
lester has a way with words. i was leery of working the toolbar at the top.
That'll teach me to read while eating breakfast.
Think I am going to hurl . . .
Ew.
Sounds like the key scene in the porn version of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."
And then there's that headline.
("Venomous Vagina" is more an Erle Stanley Gardner title, but I don't suppose the younglings would remember Perry Mason.)
Oh... my! I'm so glad I haven't had lunch yet! And this was made even more interesting since I managed to pick up a copy of the DVD of the movie "Clue" with the alternative endings. It was Miss Scarlett in the bedroom with...
That's in really poor taste.
;)
"had to probe deeper into the matter", Glad I'm not CSI there.
An interesting variation on vagina dentata. I wonder what the poison was? It must have taken some thought to find something that wouldn't have left the biter bitten.
Oh, that's just gross.
But I have no doubt it's been tried.
Headline beats the story.
10:16 AM, loved your comment.
I'm wondering what effect the poison would have had on HER. All those blood vessels...
Did I just read what I just read ?
Nah, impossible.
Haven't laughed so hard all day! Agreed, headline definitely beats story.
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