Doctor Grumpy in the House: Crime in America

Friday, April 29, 2011

Crime in America

Words fail me.

Just read it.

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10 comments:

The Sornton Man said...: You have to love that a guy in a cow suit was going around a Walmart, on all fours, and nobody there saw anything unusual in this.; April 29, 2011 at 4:47 PM
Lisa said...: At least he was creative...; April 29, 2011 at 5:10 PM
Officer Cynical said...: How do they know it's not his?; April 29, 2011 at 6:53 PM
S.b. said...: If this isn't a sign of the desperation of these times I don't know what is. There are a lot of things to steal in Wal Mart, but when people are stealing basic foods, I think America and Americans should re-evaluate who they call 3rd world.; April 29, 2011 at 7:42 PM
Anonymous said...: Does not compute. 26 gallons of milk at 8+ lbs. a gallon = 208 lbs. so the guy hid 208 lbs of milk in his costume???; April 29, 2011 at 8:22 PM
A Doc 2 Be said...: @ The Sornton Man:

It was Walmart, not Bloomingdales or Albertsons...

you know, the same place that has a 70 year old woman wearing pants pulled up over the boobage (no shirt, no bra) and buying groceries...

you know, the same place that has "Touch This" on the back ass end of a heavy set woman with plumber's crack showing...

not sure why anyone would think this is out of the norm for Walmart...; April 29, 2011 at 8:29 PM
C said...: I bet this guy needs a neurologist...just say'in...; April 29, 2011 at 10:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Holy Cow!!!; April 30, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Jake said...: Errrg, this happened right down the street from where I live... I would just like to say that not all of us are like this. I find it surprising, Stafford isn't a cheap place to live. I assume this was some kid in high school having fun and going to jail for it.; May 1, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Milla said...: hahaha milk maid?:); May 2, 2011 at 11:40 PM

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