Monday, January 17, 2011

Riding the rapids

Okay, for the purposes of safety, we at Dr. Grumpy, Inc. generally DO NOT recommend using a sex toy as a flotation device.

We also suggest keeping your pants on under these circumstances.

Not like this pair.

Thank you, Alison!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

um... f you're gonna die might as well die happy?

Anonymous said...

LOL, only in the merry old land of OZ. :)

Anonymous said...

"The incident led police to warn that blow-up dolls were not recognised floatation devices."

ROTFL!!!

Anonymous said...

I always cringe when I hear of people entering rivers at flood stage. And they always do.

My word for verification parthem, as in part them, which looks to have been difficult.

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

At least they were rescued. The couple who tried floating down the river on a Fleshlight weren't so lucky.

Anonymous said...

The Love Boat soon will be making another run...

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't this story end with "Police suspect alcohol was involved."

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Anonymous said...

That's nothing. You should see what they were planning to do later on with a canoe.

The Bartender said...

Hmm. I've heard of a "Sex on the Beach". Is this a new drink called "Sex on a Sex Doll in a Raging River"?

Anonymous said...

"But it worked when we tried it on 'It's a Small World...'"

pharmacy chick said...

well, at least they would have something to entertain themselves with while they waited for rescue..
WTF??

Aussie Doc said...

At least they're alive, which is better than others affected by floods. Sorry Grumpy and those commenting, it feels too soon to be making fun of the floods... Too much devastation, in my instance both for myself in Queensland and my family in Victoria.

lovinmyjob said...

OMG!!! I think I would have let go of the doll and let it float away BEFORE the reporters got there!! GOOD GRIEF

 
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