At least they're alive, which is better than others affected by floods. Sorry Grumpy and those commenting, it feels too soon to be making fun of the floods... Too much devastation, in my instance both for myself in Queensland and my family in Victoria.
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13 comments:
um... f you're gonna die might as well die happy?
LOL, only in the merry old land of OZ. :)
"The incident led police to warn that blow-up dolls were not recognised floatation devices."
ROTFL!!!
I always cringe when I hear of people entering rivers at flood stage. And they always do.
My word for verification parthem, as in part them, which looks to have been difficult.
At least they were rescued. The couple who tried floating down the river on a Fleshlight weren't so lucky.
The Love Boat soon will be making another run...
Shouldn't this story end with "Police suspect alcohol was involved."
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That's nothing. You should see what they were planning to do later on with a canoe.
Hmm. I've heard of a "Sex on the Beach". Is this a new drink called "Sex on a Sex Doll in a Raging River"?
"But it worked when we tried it on 'It's a Small World...'"
well, at least they would have something to entertain themselves with while they waited for rescue..
WTF??
At least they're alive, which is better than others affected by floods. Sorry Grumpy and those commenting, it feels too soon to be making fun of the floods... Too much devastation, in my instance both for myself in Queensland and my family in Victoria.
OMG!!! I think I would have let go of the doll and let it float away BEFORE the reporters got there!! GOOD GRIEF
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