Mr. Timepiece: "Hi! This is Mr. Timepiece! It's 10:55, my appointment is at 11:00, and I'm running late!"
Mary: "Um, actually, sir, your appointment is at 3:00 today."
Mr. Timepiece: "Then I'm running early! Never mind!"
Little Calf Creamery. Delicious homemade ice cream and food in Thousand Oaks!