tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post2851427869279019220..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: Mary's desk, January 11, 2011Grumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85326550421905788992011-01-14T15:36:13.335-05:002011-01-14T15:36:13.335-05:00Just got this call today, not making this up:
Me:...Just got this call today, not making this up:<br /><br />Me: this is so and so can I help you?<br />Patient: Is this lost and found?<br />Me: Yes it is.<br />Patient: Do you have any false teeth in there?<br />Me: *silence on phone*<br />Patient: I think I may have lost my teeth in the parking lot. I was wondering if anyone found it.<br />Me: Uh, hold on a minute *patient on hold* No sir, there are no false teeth in lost and found.<br />Patient: Oh can I give you my number? In case anyone finds some teeth, can you give me a call, it could be mine.<br />Me: Yes sir, have a good dayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70645147855363507672011-01-13T21:08:22.063-05:002011-01-13T21:08:22.063-05:00At least he wasn't late.At least he wasn't late.The Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15157821003454766570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-79139156539216542912011-01-12T22:31:12.707-05:002011-01-12T22:31:12.707-05:00Ok, I GOT an appointment card and once they entere...Ok, I GOT an appointment card and once they entered an entirely different time in their computer. Card said 2pm. I show up at 1:45pm and am told I missed my 10am appointment. I pull out my card from my dayplanner (heaven only knows why I still had it... karma?) to show them and they still say I'm wrong. Der..... lol. My doctor was not amused with her staff but agreed I hadn't messed up. lol.watercolordaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08918878832628412824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-59169769245353673272011-01-12T08:41:02.428-05:002011-01-12T08:41:02.428-05:00The patient is happy, right? Isn't that what r...The patient is happy, right? Isn't that what really matters? :)Sarah Glennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12455113960686270662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-34652573491950545412011-01-11T19:12:45.906-05:002011-01-11T19:12:45.906-05:00hey, i've had days like that ....hey, i've had days like that ....Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506274310934059070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-3494337621708996972011-01-11T18:27:35.431-05:002011-01-11T18:27:35.431-05:00I think Mary needs a raise.I think Mary needs a raise.The Evil Receptionistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-88140235957951921912011-01-11T18:12:37.308-05:002011-01-11T18:12:37.308-05:00I assume that like most Docs, you or your staff gi...I assume that like most Docs, you or your staff give cards with the appointment date and time to patients after they make an appointment...<br /><br />Wonder what becomes of those cards after your patients leave the office?The Observerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17696168395133075354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-8638321459352450932011-01-11T17:29:29.920-05:002011-01-11T17:29:29.920-05:00I will laugh if you finish the story that the pati...I will laugh if you finish the story that the patient was still late for his appointment!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-68323376498542568002011-01-11T16:45:55.868-05:002011-01-11T16:45:55.868-05:00I have one. It's Mary.I have one. It's Mary.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-21751335642297238202011-01-11T16:36:07.512-05:002011-01-11T16:36:07.512-05:00Grumpy, it seems like you need a staff person just...Grumpy, it seems like you need a staff person just to deal with your chronologically challenged patients!Frantic Pharmacisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15804872250102867314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-53844389612516647732011-01-11T15:00:17.260-05:002011-01-11T15:00:17.260-05:00This sounds like the White Rabbit...I wonder if yo...This sounds like the White Rabbit...I wonder if you stroked his whikers while he's having a stroke if that would help?<br /><br />>:pDorishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01338749527126447129noreply@blogger.com