1. Our doctors are afraid to show their faces.
2. Our doctors are afraid of getting kicked in the genitalia.
3. Our doctors wear scrubs coordinated to make them look like a roll of Life Savers candies.
4. Our doctors are protesting against the new TSA scanners.
5. You're in good hands with our gynecologists and urologists.
6. We're so germaphobic here that our entire staff wears gowns & gloves.
7. "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, don't touch my crotch."
8. We desperately need a manicure, but are wearing gloves so you don't see.
9. Americhoice pays us so poorly we can't afford clothes.
10. We have glow-in-the-dark scrubs so bright that even the color-blind will notice them.
Thank you, Nicole!