1. If you burglarize homes, it is NOT recommended that you keep breaking into THE SAME ONE.
2. Unless you're a professional wine/beer/tequila taster it is NOT recommended that you drink heavily on the job, no matter what you do. This includes being a burglar.
3. If you ignore #2, get drunk on the job, and can't remember how to get out of the house, it is NOT recommended that you call the cops for help.
1, 2, 3, strikes, YOU'RE OUT! Like this guy.