1. If you burglarize homes, it is NOT recommended that you keep breaking into THE SAME ONE.
2. Unless you're a professional wine/beer/tequila taster it is NOT recommended that you drink heavily on the job, no matter what you do. This includes being a burglar.
3. If you ignore #2, get drunk on the job, and can't remember how to get out of the house, it is NOT recommended that you call the cops for help.
1, 2, 3, strikes, YOU'RE OUT! Like this guy.
7 comments:
If I could be a professional tequila taster on the job, my days might not suck so much.
geez, must be a relative to the brilliant mind that came into my pharmacy with the amazing deduction that people with insurance pay less than people without it..
Oh, great! This joker is from my state.
Queen Silly,, So is Joe Biden and we don't hold that against you.
Now I know how Grumpy gets his patients, he trolls the newspapers for candidates.
Spent the first 18 years of my life in Wilmington. Can't believe I found my way out.
@Anon 9:39, I don't hold that against me either.
This qualifies for a Darwin Award.
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