If someone were to attach some sort of s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g device to my winkie, I think it would get pretty uncomfortable after a minute or so. Maybe some guys are into putting their private parts on the rack, but I'm not one of them.
But a truly determined guy in Quebec decided to give it, not 1 or 2 measly minutes of use, BUT 500 FREAKIN' HOURS OF PENILE TENSILE TESTING!!!
At the end of this tumescent marathon, with no visible improvement, he decided to sue the manufacturer.
His case, I swear, is being heard in small-claims court.
Here's the original news story.
Thank you, Webhill!