Monday, January 10, 2011

Attention guys!

Penis enlarging methods are SCAMS. Regardless of what the email from Zlygovistan says, whatever they're trying to sell you WILL NOT INCREASE ANYTHING but your credit card bill.

If someone were to attach some sort of s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g device to my winkie, I think it would get pretty uncomfortable after a minute or so. Maybe some guys are into putting their private parts on the rack, but I'm not one of them.

But a truly determined guy in Quebec decided to give it, not 1 or 2 measly minutes of use, BUT 500 FREAKIN' HOURS OF PENILE TENSILE TESTING!!!

At the end of this tumescent marathon, with no visible improvement, he decided to sue the manufacturer.

His case, I swear, is being heard in small-claims court.

Here's the original news story.


Thank you, Webhill!

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Does this mean the X-ray glasses I ordered don't work, either? I was going to use them to compare it to other guys."

Crazy Newt said...

Well, of COURSE it's not going to do anything to help grow his penis.

He's from Quebec.

Those people are a lost cause.

Wakka wakka wakka...

Doris said...

I want to make a rude remark about "small claims" but...I...WILL RESIST!

*breaks sweat*

Word verification: beepic

WV did it for me, I see....

>:p

Donna said...

Hmm...500 hours? I think there must have been some redeeming pleasurable sensation occurring to return again and again for 500 hours of experimentation. Perhaps the inventor is marketing to the wrong crowd. BDSM anyone?

Anonymous said...

I hope he doesn't get a hung jury.

Anonymous said...

God , I bet it was sore at the end ( pun both ways ) .

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Small claims? Hung jury? BWAHAHAHAHA!

Sounds like the guy has a half-cocked argument if you ask me.

Packer said...

Just wait until it comes time to produce the evidence. Cross examination.

Community RN said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!! ahahahaahah that is too funny it's in the Chronically Horrid! that explains it right there!!

C.

Don said...

What's funny to me is how many of these ads, and similar ones for breast enlargement, are to be found on so-called "legitimate" news, weather and political sites.
There must be a heckuva demand for this type of garbage, otherwise these ads would remain in the background on sleazy, low end sites.

Deb said...

Wow. 500 hours. That takes dedication. He must have really believed in the product or really needed it to work....

Anonymous said...

I can't dispense Muse without the hairs on the back of my neck tensing a bit...and I don't even have a penis. All I have to say is that the male sex drive MUST be something else!

pharmacy chick said...

this may be a bit of a STRETCH, but could he have some PULL with the judge to pursuade him to deliver a LENGTHLY sentence?

guidetomedschool said...

wow...

m said...

It won't stand up in court...

Sorry

I'll get me coat

lovinmyjob said...

Uhhh? Was this some kind of clinical trial? To know that it was 500 hours I think he would need to keep a LOG.

Anonymous said...

The manufacturer deserves to do some hard time. The plaintiff, too, for that matter.

Marco said...

Way back, when PeeWee Herman was coming out of his trial for exposing himself, a bunch of supporters with signs were outside waiting for him. One sign said, 'We're pulling for you, Pee Wee!'

JG said...

On my unit we've developed an astonishing tool to help men gain inches to their... well, tool. We call it Lasix.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

MUSE! Funny you should mention Muse, and it's even more horrifying cousin.

Sarah Glenn said...

Quebec? Any chance it's just the cold keeping it short?

The Mother said...

Penn and Teller did a spot on a guy who was regrowing his foreskin by tying a weight around his glans and pulling the penile skin down over it.

It looked as yucky and stupid as it sounds.

 
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