Sunday, July 4, 2010

Open to interpretation

I got dragged in to see a hospital consult this morning. The admitting physician's note featured this:

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22 comments:

Nashoba J said...

I have a "friend" who is on those.

They don't help much.

Gen said...

Misogynistic much?

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't want that read aloud in court during a malpractice suit.

Anonymous said...

Premarin, Xanax, Prozac, Clomiphene, or Flagyl/Zithromax or Female Viagra?

ERP said...

Wow. How do you counter that? A "dick" pill?

Classof65 said...

Did he prescribe it?

Lyonheart said...

My hubby just asked where you get those . . .

Anonymous said...

Notice the quotation marks. That's a direct patient quote. Not the sort of answer than gives the Doc much information.

ER's Mom said...

I think I've had these snuck into my coffee!

;)

Anonymous said...

Looks like from the " " that this is what the patient or relative/companion told him and they could give no other info. Could it be a med (antiD?) for PMS?

Gotta go take my "bitch pill"!

mongolian yak said...

well... according to dog.com:
"Bitch Pills is a total breeding, prenatal, herbal and nutritional supplement that can be used from preheat through lactation periods."
http://www.dog.com/item/bitch-pills/132101/

Dana said...

But does it relieve or cause bitchness?

Have Myelin? said...

What do they call the male version of those? LOL.

The Mother said...

I know that lady!

terri c said...

Is the pill to increase bitch-itude or to decrease it? The wonders of medicine...

Anonymous said...

i hope it is for pruritis.

Janet said...

Stopping by from GunDiva's link today. I'm totally sticking around! And I want to know where I buy these bitch pills.

Sarah G said...

An OD can be treated... with either chocolate or a pina colada.
:)
Or, perhaps murder... since my Captcha was 'buryin'.

Nectarine said...

She is on a "bitch pill" - would have suggested a direct patient quote.

"She is on a bitch pill" - definately makes it look like someone else is describing her ie. the doctor

Either way, why would you write that down? Certainly could have been phrased better.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure my BF wishes I was on these! Where do I get these again Dr. Grumpy??

Jennifer said...

Gonna put this on a tee shirt for your store? It'd be funny!

Loren Pechtel said...

Is that something to treat ugliness in females?

 
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