Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy."
Mr. Bozohusband: "Hi, I have a question about my wife's medications."
Dr. Grumpy: "What's up?"
Mr. Bozohusband: "She had dental surgery 2 days ago, and the dentist gave her Vicodin. Is it safe for her to take?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Hasn't she taken Vicodin for years for her back pain? She's never had any problems with it before."
Mr. Bozohusband: "No, she hasn't. But this is for her dental surgery, not her back pain."