Today's tip

Okay, Grumpy fans, today we have a helpful tip for other docs, which I learned yesterday when I went to go see a hospital patient I'd been consulted on.

It is NEVER EVER EVER a good sign when you go to see a new hospital consult, and when you get there the nurse is in the room, and she's just started doing chest compressions on your new consult, and as you walk in the nurse asks you to hit the "code blue" button on the wall next to you.

This is a bad sign. So now you know.