These buffet signs from the "Department of Obvious."
Perhaps a tad scarier was this item, which falls under "what do we do with all these leftover hot dogs?"
I went down to trivia, and realized I had no chance of winning a key chain:
For those unfamiliar with cruise ship trivia, the game is for bragging rights only. The prizes are generally cheap gift shop crap, like cruise-line themed key chains, beer koozies, golf tees, coasters, and pessaries. Except on Carnival, where it's a plastic trophy shaped like a ship.
One ship we were on had this large artwork in a staircase that, to me, looked like a dead body wrapped in a sheet:
Kind of like Kim Basinger being carried out toward the end of "Last Dance with Mary Jane":
One day the ship's activity guide listed an LGBTQ "delicious lunch feast" with camaraderie. Apparently, however, neither the feast nor camaraderie were to exceed 15 minutes:
This fire hazard is, admittedly, my own invention. It was an improvised set-up to keep my MacBook plugged into the only outlet I could find on the sun deck, using a power convertor and some empty cups to keep the whole thing from falling out.
Lastly, one night we were out strolling on deck, where the pool stand routinely had a cute towel animal on display. That evening we were kind of stunned to see it was, uh, something different.
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| "I dunno. Maybe they put Viagra in the laundry detergent?" |
We were somewhat taken aback that the towel booth had taken an R-rated turn, until we continued walking and saw it from another angle:
That's all, folks!
