Saturday, January 24, 2026

Mary's Desk

Tuesday afternoon

 

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Ms. Loid: "This is Amy Loid, and I want to cancel all my future appointments with Dr. Grumpy!"

Mary: "Okay, I can do that, let me..."

Ms. Loid: "He told me and my family that I have Alzheimer's disease, and now they won't let me drive! I'm going to get a second opinion from someone competent!"

 

click

 

Thursday morning

 

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Ms. Loid: "This is Amy Loid. I need to make an appointment to see Dr. Grumpy, I need to find a new neurologist."

Mary: "Uh... I...  okay, let me check with the doctor about this, we're, um, busy with the new year and all."

Ms. Loid: "I hope he'll take my case. I really need a second opinion. The last neurologist I saw was a bozo who said I had Alzheimer's and shouldn't be driving."

10 comments:

juvat said...

Hoist by her own Petard
juvat

Anonymous said...

Funny stuff!

John Woolman said...

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result”. Did Einstein really say that or was it same anonymous neurologist?

Anonymous said...

Welcome back! Hope to see more of your posts this year

Anonymous said...

Perfect. Reschedule her, tell her the same thing. She'll have her second opinion and will hopefully accept it and then stay off the roads. If only....
(don't let the pesky ethics of it get in the way)

GunDiva said...

My heart does soar when I see new posts come up. Thank you for the much needed smile this morning :)

Packer said...

Appears as though some of your fans have not forgotten about your blog.
I too enjoy the wry bittersweet postings , Happy New Year

Andy Syms said...

Me too. I check every day to see if there are any new posts. Also like the posts from the kids and the Skool Nurse.

Poindexter Frejbisz said...

"I have a good feeling about you. When I saw that your number was already in my phone, I knew it was a sign from God."

a.generic doc said...

They say with Alzheimer's you can hide your own Easter Eggs and you meet new friends every day. Now you can add, "You can get a second opinion from the same Neurologist."

 
Locations of visitors to this page