Monday, September 19, 2022

Annie's desk

Annie: “Dr. Grumpy’s office, this is Annie.”

Ms. X: “Hi, I was wondering if I could talk to Dr. Grumpy, I have a medication question?”

Annie: “Well, can you tell me…”

Ms. X: “I just need to know, hypothetically, what would happen if someone stopped Ozbixacu abruptly in a 9-year-old boy.”

Annie: “Dr. Grumpy doesn’t see anyone under 18. Are you a patient? Who is this?”

Ms. X: “My name isn’t important. I need an answer. Now. Either give me the answer or get the doctor on the phone.”

Annie: “Look, I can’t just…”

Ms. X: “I am so done with you so-called medical people.”



Packer said...

Hypothetical questions the death trap for professional people everywhere. She had asked the same question of a pharmacist on her lawyers suggestion. The pharmacist suggested she ask “A” Doctor if a nurse couldn’t answer. All at the suggestion of her holistic acupuncturist she got through consulting Google. Walk through the wide world with nary a thought of anything!

bobbie said...

Yep ~ another raise for Annie!

Anonymous said...

Geewiz… How many clicks would it take to find the prescribing information on line????

Anonymous said...

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"Hi, Freddy, I just need to know, hypothetically, what would happen..."

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