First, from the "what the hell does that mean?" files:
In the build-up to July 4, one reader noticed that this lonely fire-extinguisher isn't particularly reassuring if the whole pile goes up:
Then we have this sign, from the "look, I said it already" department:
Apparently the Utah Shakespeare festival is presenting one of the Bard's more popular works:
I'm guessing this newsflash was written by someone who really loved "Death Race 2000"
Reader A writes that her mother's recent attempt at baking bread came out vaguely obscene:
Another got this offer on his phone, and says that he personally wouldn't drink any product whose name sounds somewhat like "diarrhea."
Dr. K says that when he and his family were at a resort last month they put this up before Father's day:
And, lastly, it's kind of scary they have to remind people not to do this:
14 comments:
"Chim-chim-che-roo, my good lady! Shakest thou my hand, and good luck shall rub off it as the soot blackeneth thy alabaster skin."
"Ay, 'tis a bitter medicine, yet a spoonful of sugar doth help it go down."
"Indeed, else 'twere supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
"Excuse the pumpkin, it was the only thing in my wardrobe. Hey, the rule is that I can wear whatever I want."
Double the points in Rittenhouse Square.
Well, you can clearly see that it's not a Jewish rye...
"Check out the jawn I got at the Wawa with my rewards points!"
'Shakespeare festivals' often put on works by other authors, and "diario" is Spanish for daily.
Good grief.
On the bread - " It was supposed to be circumsized " .
I think that's actually a good place for the fire extinguisher. If the pile is going up the extinguisher will do no good anyway, putting it right there makes it convenient against fire threatening the pile but keeps fools from trying to use it when all they would accomplish it to put themselves in considerable danger.
Oh, my, another person who remembers Death Race 2000? I loved the video game, but it was definitely NOT PC!
The Love Boat means never having to say you're sorry.
"Unless you bring enough to share with everyone else in the restroom."
"First, from the "what the hell does that mean?" files:" - means you don't run this mighty engine of destruction on leaves and twigs, and even the Super Ginormous Truck-Delivered Extended-Family-Size *can* be a "single-serving". (Nobody ever said that serving couldn't extend over two days and most of that time in a food coma.)
Why yes, I'm guilty of things like this...
Sometimes it's Diario, sometimes it's Chock full O'Nuts.
The pool comment was funny - but I'm not sure why it evoked 5 minutes of recurring giggles. And there's another one!
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