Friday, May 30, 2014

Great reasons for referring a patient

"I get blurry vision when I watch TV. But only channel 7."

7 comments:

RSDS said...

Maybe 7 is the only channel they can get.

Officer Cynical said...

Rotate roof antenna until picture improves.

Anonymous said...

"My son has the same symptoms... But only at our house. What do you think it is?"

The Patient Doc said...

What's on channel 7?

Anonymous said...

Adjust tin-foil hat until it aligns with the plane of the elliptic.

Don said...

Adjust tin-foil hat until it aligns with the plane of the elliptic.


Make sure it is real tin foil, and not the fake aluminum foil you can buy in grocery stores. aluminum foil doesn't do anything :P

Steeny Lou said...

Not only that, Don, but dontchaknow there's a conspiracy regarding aluminum in the foil?

 
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