Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Last of the Red Hot Lovers

An afternoon patient of mine yesterday was a guy in his mid-80's.

When my secretary asked him for his insurance card, he went digging through his wallet.

While looking for his card, a condom fell out of his wallet. In full view of my staff and 3 other people sitting in my lobby.

He grabbed it without saying a word.


Anonymous said...

In the NMM/OMM office where I've been working for a few years (before and currently during grad school, and while waiting to matriculate into medical school), we just recently had an elderly patient who identified Viagra as a medication. This elicited a very funny look and stifled chuckle from our middle-aged female receptionist/assistant once the patient was out of sight and earshot. All I could do was shrug my shoulders and silently hope the blue pill wasn't getting wasted.

Anonymous said...

Have to say, the older I get, the more I have to cheer for this elderly guy! Not only the hope for sex---but, safe sex. What a responsible senior! CP

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