From December, 2008:
Okay, so at this time of year we get tons of cookies, candies, fattening stuff in general, dumped at the office.
A few weeks ago a local physical therapy place that specializes in hands dropped off a bunch of hand-shaped frosted sugar cookies.
Our staff was pigging out. I kept asking them to set one aside for me and put it next to my coffee in the break room, but they ignored me, as the cookies gradually decreased in number.
Finally I said "Somebody put a cookie near my coffee, or I'll have you all shot!" Then I went in to see my next patient.
When I wandered back to the break room 20 minutes later, they had saved me this cookie.
Okay, so at this time of year we get tons of cookies, candies, fattening stuff in general, dumped at the office.
A few weeks ago a local physical therapy place that specializes in hands dropped off a bunch of hand-shaped frosted sugar cookies.
Our staff was pigging out. I kept asking them to set one aside for me and put it next to my coffee in the break room, but they ignored me, as the cookies gradually decreased in number.
Finally I said "Somebody put a cookie near my coffee, or I'll have you all shot!" Then I went in to see my next patient.
When I wandered back to the break room 20 minutes later, they had saved me this cookie.