Hi, this is Craig. Hard to believe, but my hair and I are now old enough to allegedly be contributing members of society.
I'm working for a large company here in Grumpyville, and after a few weeks someone noticed that I hadn't filled out a certain form and needed to go to HR for it.
So I went downstairs to HR and went in:
Lady at Desk: "Uh, what?"
Craig: "Hi, I'm Craig Grumpy, I was told I need to..."
Lady at Desk: "What? Are you blind?"
Craig: "No. I'm just here..."
Lady at Desk: "SERIOUSLY? You're going to interrupt a fat girl while I'm eating a donut? What is wrong with you?!!!"
Craig: "Um..."
Lady at Desk: "Go away, try again later."
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Which nicely sums up the utility of HR departments the world over.
Welcome to the real world, Craig. I hope you are enjoying your job.
P.S. When you achieve the right level of management, bring HR lady a dozen donuts and fire her.
Bring her a dozen and make an exchange for the form, might turn into something. This is an actual WTAF moment,
who's her supervisor? Report her
Be careful, she may be the owner's wife or daughter.
HR being replaced by AI; try to care.
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