Doctor Grumpy in the House

"I was in the ER last weekend for a seizure. They said my Kepdepatrol level was 4. Or maybe it was 8, actually, it could have been 14, ...

 Here's this one, showing the hazards of cut & paste:   Next we have this bit of bullshit, which was, sadly, the entirety of the cha...

And a few weekends ago, due to a computer glitch, every one of them had an inbox that looked like this:

Message left at  6:55 a.m. "Hi, thith ith Mike Thmith. I haf to canthel my appointment wif Dr. Grumpy for thith morning. I wath in a ba...

I've been called down to ER to see a fellow who suffered a stroke while at the local casino. His wife has just arrived. Dr. Grumpy: &quo...

A reader sent in this picture, where apparently an "out of order" sign just wasn't enough:   Of course, art imitates life, and...

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have any other health issues?" Mr. Toss: "On January 14, 1999, I threw up in a Taco Bell bathroom, but ot...

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had any surgeries, sir?" Mr. Plumbum: "Yeah, I got shot, and they had to take out the bullet." Dr....

Actual CT scan report: Thank you, M!

Dr. Grumpy: "Have a seat, what can I do for you?" Mrs. Anatidae: "My homeopath says his exam showed I have taurine in my bra...

Since the twins are both at the same university, we bought them a car to share a few months back. Yesterday we received a letter from the de...

This picture, I swear, is taken from the Disney website, showing a family enjoying the all-new MCU Avengers Campus at Disneyland. If they...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Young: "Hi, I was referred by Dr. Neverheardofhim, and he says you need to...

Mrs. Seegarp: "My headaches have been terrible the last few months, and I don't know why." Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had more...